Legion of 1 million turtles

O hai.My name is Noel Rivera AND IMA BEUTY QUEEN .lol jk i just love band,music,brass instruments,and have a common but bizarre interest in colorful horses.I play le tromboner and baritone and i love Mario,The legend of zelda,Metal Gear Solid,and this should be my dating profile lol.
asktirimor: xandorasbox: goatkult: ceorfaex: tothedeathsheadtrue: whiskey-wolf: And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword. Suck it, katana HAH! suck my fuckin’ diiiick Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes thoKatanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armourA katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about ^That. ((suck it, japan.))

asktirimor:

xandorasbox:

goatkult:

ceorfaex:

tothedeathsheadtrue:

whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Suck it, katana

HAH!

suck my fuckin’ diiiick

Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho

Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour

A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about

^That.

((suck it, japan.))

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chat-with-quill: stunningpicture: This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ How did he have a dozen brownies and live ain’t dogs deathly allergic to chocolate?

chat-with-quill:

stunningpicture:

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ

How did he have a dozen brownies and live ain’t dogs deathly allergic to chocolate?

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chat-with-quill:

thebigbdot:

we-are-all-sherlocked:

inabasket:

the-k-factor:

juicyjacqulyn:

ohsopathos:

inabasket:

Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made my day like you would not believe!

Bless you, you perfect angel

Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?

Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.

Best comeback ever.

Look not everything has meaning woah

I was looking at this while the end of Green Day’s live Eye of the Tiger cover was playing at it really matched

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starborn-valley:

kiradood5:

zanreosauce:

can we talk about how in kirby 64 the cutter attack consisted of kirby ripping his goddamn face off and throwing it

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this game was absurd

well, I wouldn’t say it was that-

wasn’t that-

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 wasn’t-

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hometown-unicorn: My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x

hometown-unicorn:

My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x

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