Legion of 1 million turtles

asktirimor: xandorasbox: goatkult: ceorfaex: tothedeathsheadt...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:06:07 -0400

xandorasbox:

goatkult:

ceorfaex:

tothedeathsheadtrue:

whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Suck it, katana

HAH!

suck my fuckin’ diiiick

Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho

Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour

A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about

^That.

((suck it, japan.))

best-of-funny: kenfucky: opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:02:39 -0400

best-of-funny:

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

X

chat-with-quill: stunningpicture: This dog just came into the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:02:06 -0400

chat-with-quill:

stunningpicture:

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ

How did he have a dozen brownies and live ain’t dogs deathly allergic to chocolate?

chat-with-quill: thebigbdot: we-are-all-sherlocked: inabasket:...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:00:56 -0400

chat-with-quill:

thebigbdot:

we-are-all-sherlocked:

inabasket:

the-k-factor:

juicyjacqulyn:

ohsopathos:

inabasket:

Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made my day like you would not believe!

Bless you, you perfect angel

Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?

Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.

Best comeback ever.

Look not everything has meaning woah

I was looking at this while the end of Green Day’s live Eye of the Tiger cover was playing at it really matched

starborn-valley: kiradood5: zanreosauce: can we talk about how in kirby 64 the cutter attack...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:59:49 -0400

starborn-valley:

kiradood5:

zanreosauce:

can we talk about how in kirby 64 the cutter attack consisted of kirby ripping his goddamn face off and throwing it

this game was absurd

well, I wouldn’t say it was that-

wasn’t that-

wasn’t-

putuksstuff: all-that-is-pokemon: slitherup: luigi omg I...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:59:07 -0400

putuksstuff:

all-that-is-pokemon:

slitherup:

luigi omg

I know this isn’t Pokemon but come on guys just look at this.

“Oh no, I’m on the set!”

notshortedwardelric: momokurumi: I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:58:24 -0400

notshortedwardelric:

momokurumi:

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG

WAIT I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE?

abrownkid: I’m fucking dying.

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:57:33 -0400

abrownkid:

I’m fucking dying.

yourfriendlyneighborhoodfangirl: ilearnedthatfromthepizzaman: “...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:56:10 -0400

yourfriendlyneighborhoodfangirl:

ilearnedthatfromthepizzaman:

“Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Boston’s very own superhero: The amazing arachnid, Spidah-man!”

Bwostin.

hometown-unicorn: My eye caught a dark form lying on the river...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:55:40 -0400

hometown-unicorn:

My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x

Photo

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:54:40 -0400

A Japanese company has created a 13 foot Robotic Mecha suit like the ones in 'Gundam'

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:53:34 -0400

did-you-kno:

The 13-foot tall and 4.5 ton weighting humanoid robot on wheels with all its 30 hydraulic joints can be operated directly from the cockpit or remotely using a smartphone with a 3G connection.

To compensate for its 6 miles per hour, the robot is equipped with a Gatling gun shooting 100 ball bearings per second. Presently Kuratas are announced to be available in 16 colors, costing $1.28 million per robot, with an optional cup holder for just $90.

Source

maybemartin: Corgi Compilation - You are welcome

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:53:14 -0400

maybemartin:

Corgi Compilation - You are welcome

gamefreaksnz: Team Fortress 2 (by fly high photography 101)

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:07:17 -0400

gamefreaksnz:

Team Fortress 2 (by fly high photography 101)

gamefreaksnz: How my friend gets through history class, AC...

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:06:54 -0400

gamefreaksnz:

How my friend gets through history class, AC style

So that’s the story. And what was the real lesson? Don’t leave...

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:06:28 -0400

So that’s the story. And what was the real lesson? Don’t leave things in the fridge.

Make up your fucking mind.

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:02:34 -0400

Mom,you have been barking at me this entire semester to improve my grades at the risk of getting pulled out of music which is equivalent to getting hit in the balls with a wooden baseball bat 30 times,yet,you still want me to sleep though I am not done with my work/study.Is one sleepless night as bad as an F on my AP Euro. Final which can affect my life?No.Woman please I got coffee.

fiveandtwo: Merida’s coronation as 11th Disney princess.

Mon, 13 May 2013 06:47:53 -0400

fiveandtwo:

Merida’s coronation as 11th Disney princess.

meme-rage: I’m pretty sure this is what colleges are doing with...

Mon, 13 May 2013 06:10:49 -0400

meme-rage:

I’m pretty sure this is what colleges are doing with our money

http://meme-rage.tumblr.com

Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy...

Mon, 13 May 2013 06:10:25 -0400

Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)